barrett-the-babe:

thatdrumsbeatingloudandclear:

Different kinds of porn.

pudding.

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walkdownthestreetlikeafckingstar:

metaorigin:

madfromamyriad:

metaorigin:

madfromamyriad:

superwhoavengelockandme:

And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.

what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world

That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o

LONDON’S A SQUIB

BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T 

WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM

GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY

AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES

IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS

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k4therin2:

nick-ryves:

phangirlingphanatic:

OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE WEIRDEST BEST THINGS ON THE PLANET

So to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow

trust me tho, it gets better.

They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!

But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow

AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED 

NIC CAGE RAKING LEAVES ON A BRISK OCTOBER AFTERNOON IS A COLOR

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nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

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